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Foreword:

(almost all my stories are timed to the music linked. It's based on reading speed. I put roadblock words in place to keep the pace pretty uniform for most folks if you are reading at a fun comfort conversational level. Some of you will pick up on it. The songs matter. Read and listen at the same time. Sometimes it can be amazing.)

What This Story Is

This story is the continuation and merging of FIVE other stories.
(IF YOU SEE ME!!!) <---SEE!!

Pษพฯƒฦšษพฮฑฦˆฦšาฝิƒ Rาฝฮฑฦˆฦšฮนฯƒษณ Tฮนษฑาฝ which is an epic adventure where Jasher has to relocate the Earth immediately.

๏ฝ†๏ผฉ๏ฝ˜๏ผฉ๏ฝŽ๏ผง ๏ฝ”๏ผฅ๏ฝ„ which has a brilliant Goddess of tech on the run from the most dangerous Universe in history, with her kidnapped human toy in tow.

๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐ธ๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐“Ž ๐’ช๐“ƒ๐‘’๐“ˆ where a spaceship thief named Frank has stolen a lot of spacecraft. Sometimes it's very easy.

 ๐“ฃ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ค๐“ต๐“ฝ๐“ฒ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฎ ๐“ก๐“ฒ๐“ญ๐“ฎ which is itself a starter story to an epic chain of stories that cover the birth of The Ridestars, and the eventual saving of the Multiverse.

Enjoy.

: )


(restart the song)
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(there is no cheating here. You just fuck yourself if you did not read the five stories)


"Frank is from what I call the 3 second Universe. It rides very close behind this one and has for a while. Honestly? it originally was a dickishly selfish full backup of this Universe. Just, that shit ended very quickly when something needed to hit the chopping block. Still... it has tracked pretty close. So Frank should have no problem setting up shop here." said Jasher. "I've been exceptionally lazy about it because even if it doesn't track completely with this timeline, it rhymes. It's so close to this one, it gains the positive benefits from the intent setup here. Frank, it is fucking amazing you beat DAL. I'm so impressed. And you brought along such cool folks. I mean, that's a damn near perfect Ted." Finished Jasher.

"So let me get this straight" started Kay. She did not look amused. "Hold off. I haven't explained how you are um, well, in the Three Second Universe at all. I had to make a deal with you there where I can't lie to you." said Jasher sheepishly. "HAH!" said Kay. "How the fuck do I get that deal? How pushy was my clone?" Jasher hated this part. Having to tell Multiverse Kay about the stupid shit he was doing. "I told her since she wasn't a full admin, there was only one of" Kay interrupted immediately "Now I just feel stupid. Why the fuck would you even have a normal admin position if you couldn't immediately shard yourself to deal with Multiverse shit?" asked Kay.

Jasher was stumped. It was the kind of brilliant question that reminded Jasher how much smarter Kay was than him now. She might have started out incredibly slow, but when she truly adapted to the systems, it was just like ages ago in Zoru, the city of Jasher's birth. Even though he invented the systems, it was always women who were most compatible in the Admin chair. Men excelled in the Seeker position. Jasher was the rare exception, probably because he was the designer. But even now, billions of years after Jasher had lost his people, Kay was taking on a lot of the admin role simply because she was amazing at it.

"So it's not the real Food Universe then?" asked Jem. "Nope. It was it's own thing, just very close with a lot of the same conventions. Some folks helped out in a pinch, like the Ridestar crew towards the end. The important thing to me was to get all the folks out I could before the collapse. The great folks not represented here." said Jasher. "The risk was making the portal so they could all show up at the end. The reward.... well, now the Portal to the Three Second Universe leads not only to Earth but also Nol." dropped Jasher casually.

Kay, who had not been paying attention at all...  "Wait, what?"

"Because of temporal fuckery, the prior Jasher personality war winner kept a secret for 12 billion years. A way to decode information lost in singularities. I was able to get Nol out of Momon in that Universe. It's now the only thing left but Earth. They orbit each other in an amazing cocoon. The portal I set up leads to U Street in DC so I can get Ben's easily, but you could set up your own directly to your parents house. I fixed it all. They are back." said Jasher, himself starting to well up as Kay hugged him very hard, tears streaming from her eyes.

"Right before the core collapse right?" asked Kay. She remembered her planet being destroyed by Momon.

"No." said Jasher. "About a week before. Actually, about a week after a crazy village girl left to climb a mountain." said Jasher.

Kay smiled. "I put everything back in place once the planet was" Kay interrupted him again. "You had replay back once even an atom from that time" "Exactly" interrupted Jasher. "You are so brilliant. I love you so much. This is the best thing you've ever done for me." said Kay.

"All they know is that the big man from the sky came down, fixed the shaking, and gave them new friends to meet in the sky. I also told them I'd go find you immediately and bring you back. They thanked me for the new sky. Apparently, the Earth is much prettier than Momon." said Jasher. This got Kay smiling again.

Jasher had fallen in love with "Three Second Kay" as he thought of her. A blatant temporal copy with limited access. And he tried to save her. But in the end, it was either save a copy of Kay he loved, or save a now 89 Billion year old Bret Starling that had survived 2.6 Universe resets somehow on his own. Always being there at the end to catch the restart like some miracle. In the very end, it was Kay's call anyway. She could have saved herself. She saved Bret by using the last she had to throw him directly to Parthagon. He just barely made it. She did not. She ceased to exist as the bubble popped around the escape cocoon that had just punched a very real hole through the entire Three Second Universe. Jasher hadn't exactly lied about the nature of the Gravity Slide he had set up for the final bounce of his 15 body gravitational assist out of the solar system. He had just said it was the perfect vector out of the local group. That should have been a big clue.

"A small cocoon of Earth and Nol orbiting this Universe is nothing to power. An entire other Universe was. Now we have a lot more power. More importantly, we still have our full Earth backup, and we now have Nol back, and they are insanely protected. We also have crazy powerful new friends, and a force of over sixty temporal Captains now. Don't get me started on Frank's fleet of ships." Kay perked up. She was just as bad as Jasher and Boaz and Stephy when it came to ships. But she had one more great question before heading off to meet her parents. "Why Jasher?"

Jasher smiled at her. "I just, in a fit of depression after we lost our Mai here, I was so sick of the loss that I wondered, what if instead of destroying Momon like we did here, we just moved it aside instead? Hid it. I knew we couldn't do anything about it, but, that didn't mean we never could." Kay was stunned "So you rewoun", "Yeah" interrupted Jasher. "Almost the whole way back and just started over with a new timeline where Momon stayed around and did the job we did here for us. That was the Three Second Universe. Lots of stuff ended up different. For example, they prefer milk in cartons and bags instead of the stack-friendly polarized glass squares popular here. Also, their Ridestars are called Nirvana, and happened later. Oh, and their Arnold Schwarzenegger Presidency somehow became a Donald Trump presidency. For whatever reason, Bill Clinton approached Trump instead in the Three Second Universe."

"Wow." said Kay. "She still lost?"

"That's not even important. What's important is that what Mai discovered is what made that entire timeline reversal possible to begin with. So she couldn't suddenly be out of play forever." said Jasher, and allowed time for Kay to very quickly burn very hot at the mere mention of Mai's name from Jasher's mouth, then consider what he had said, then cool down very quickly, then suddenly spout "oh". Kay paused, then added, "Now it makes sense. Why you would put up with that ridiculous bullshit. Why you would go through with it all. Why she got to continue to exist for so long and muck with things. You had no choice, right?" but Kay already kinda suspected why. She was currently the most intelligent being in our Multiverse.

"She is an essential component now in a constantly moving timeline. She shows up right before the end of the current Multiverse model and reminds me of something I can't know until that time so I can perform some action I'm not allowed to remember until that time. I know this. When we eventually win, and I know we will now, which is really bizarre, she will cease to exist. So, me knowing you? You better make your peace with her long before that or you are going to feel like shit when she saves us all." said Jasher. "In fact, because of the dynamics of it all, you might literally be the only person that remembers she existed at all." finished Jasher.

"Because of her, I got my parents back, is that correct?" asked Kay. Jasher nodded and was pleased because he could already hear forgiveness in her tone. Kay understood that people could change. She had. But more importantly, she understood that if Mai wanted to impress Jasher, she'd do something for him. There was exactly zero real value in helping Kay get her parents back. It was a truly selfless act of amazing coordination, thanks to Mai. For that reason, Kay would at least listen.

"I peeked a little. Right now her secret goal is to keep her personal Jasher the way he is. And it's like, imagine me never having known beer or meat or weed or.." Jasher stopped talking because Kay was already laughing so hard she wasn't listening anymore. "So yeah, imagine... OH imagine you meet a 18 year old me that has never done anything wrong and you can just corrupt me and shape me however you want." baited Jasher. Kay considered this. "Ok, yeah I can see the appeal. She wants to keep her pet Jasher." smiled Kay. "Oh, they are very much in love. It's totally mutual. He's not a dumbass. It's just a very good dynamic. They make an incredible couple. You'd love them, I swear. I mean nothing to her now." said Jasher.

Kay was now convinced she could work things out with Mai. She knew how to give Mai what she wanted.






But Jasher knew (remember this) what she really wanted, not what Mai would settle for. She would settle for so much less than what she truly deserved.

"Ok folks, Kay and I are going to head to the wardrobe. We have work to do." and head nodded goodbye to Jem, Ted, Trune, and one very tired Frank. Jasher snapped and moved them to a deck on Boaz with billions of clothes.

"30932339976634007669946i9x.37678654993955578943444434 is the doormat address to her isolated Universe." said Jasher. "I've already set up monitoring quietly." Kay smiled, and accessed the monitoring system. "Oh, looks like she has a wild west simulator going at the moment. Guns Blazing?" asked Kay. Jasher smiled.

Two straight up distortion blasters appeared in his hands. "I made these to be cheat guns compatible with the current game." said Jasher.

"I want my hands free. Can you do some badass Pauldron Guns? Eye control." asked Kay.

Immediately, quad gun mounts appeared on Kay's shoulders on TrueSilver Spaulders that gleamed like justice. They'd shoot whatever she looked at. Jasher stuck with the fist full of dollars approach. Two handed blaster fighting with a cross-draw rig.

They were about to leave when Jasher just stopped dead and stopped moving and hung his head while a cowboy hat appeared on it. "I am such a colossal dick". Kay, again, smart as hell immediately said "Boaz". Of course Boaz had to be here.

"73 Winchester Rifle, and a 41 Thunderer" said Boaz.

Kay and Jasher looked at each other and laughed. "We were both going to use small cannons that erase reality from the point of fire to the edge of known reality in a 3 degree cone of total matter obliteration." said Kay. "Jasher and I are going to swiss cheese her entire Universe. The idea is it will quickly draw attention."

"Or I guess we could do that." said Boaz. "Can they at least look like my favorite handgun and rifle?" asked Boaz. Almost immediately a Colt Thunderer in matter distortion caliber appeared on Boaz's hip in his favorite sling holster, and a long rifle appeared in a back scabbard. "I made the rifle erase 5 degrees. If you hold down the trigger it just keeps erasing." said Jasher.

"Holy fuck, that's evil. She's going to be pissed." said Boaz.

"Yup." said Jasher.

They appeared in the middle of what looked like some dystopian battlefield. Immediately they drew fire, and Jasher's arms became a blur of return shots as neither Kay nor Boaz had truly experienced battle for real. Jasher simply wouldn't have allowed that.

Kay figured out very quickly that her shoulder mounted cannons, while obnoxiously sexy and cool looking, were useless because most of their attackers could not be seen anyway. Boaz started copying Jasher and kept up pretty well, but even with the rifle, Jasher obliterated 93 percent of the total Universe in about 13 seconds.

Mai appeared almost immediately. "What the fu" came out of her mouth before Jasher obliterated her with 31 shots. Boaz was so shocked he dropped his guns. Kay busted up laughing and kept laughing as the game grid reset and all three of them appeared before a very pissed Mai.

Kay looked over at Jasher. "How rude can I be, and how much fun am I allowed to have? You have to let me know in 1.8 seconds." said Kay. "You are perfect as always." said Jasher. A third of a second later, Cucumberverse Jasher appeared out of thin air and tried to take Kay apart with what looked like a molecular chandelier. It had to have almost zero mass but amazing strength. It would never have worked on a fixed point in space/time like Kay but it was an extremely valiant effort and such an outstanding feat of engineering that Kay simply took it from him and started examining it. The LocalJasher was so perplexed he just stopped moving and watched her. "Christ, this is so elegant. No wonder she loves you so much."

Kay then looked over at Mai as she grabbed her Jasher by the head, and whipped him around like a rag doll, then appeared to just throw him... and he was just.... 

gone.

"NO! YOU FUCKING CUNT!! NO!!"

shouted Mai as she lost everything that ever mattered to her.

Mai fell to her knees. Jasher approached.

"The best thing I could ever do for you is help you join him." said Jasher. Mai, a picture of defeat, "I actually loved him. I never loved you." she finished. The last words she would ever say before leaving her Universe. Jasher threw her immediately. She joined her Jasher very quickly.

Boaz, who had taken up smoking after watching too many old Anime series Jasher had recommended, was already off to the side, enjoying a terrible smelling smoke he hand rolled. Both Jasher and Kay said nothing about this kind of behavior because it was an endless source of amusement. They both knew Stephy would make a scene, and it would be fucking hilarious.

Boaz, who was keenly clued into both Jasher and Kay's bullshit said "fuck you both" then as if to punctuate how not clueless he was followed that up with "I guess it doesn't matter when we go to Parthagon to get Mai, Bret, and Fake Jasher." which made both Jasher and Kay jump, and Boaz smile.







Kay blasted towards a rapidly warping Bret Starling. He had just recently been blown straight off the stage while running a simple gravity console.

"SAVE HIM KAY!" Jasher had shouted. The split second she had hesitated had cost him 9 Billion years alone.

She kinda knew, then felt, the entire Universe she was in collapsing and she pushed again toward the general direction she had just seen Bret.

Stephy had started the very new Earth/Nol system towards it's first gravity assist, Venus. While not a huge body, every bit counts. With Stephy's massive gravity engines online, the burn around Venus almost doubled the velocity of the Earth/Nol system Stephy was navigating. Stephy deftly rotated the entire complex effortlessly, as if to apologize for the earlier jerk that shook the world, while pushing towards Mercury. Stephy had the full schematics of the cocoon that Jasher had made for Earth/Nol. She knew what it could withstand. So when she executed the 10th gravity maneuver straight for the Sun, she briefly beamed back to the studio audience where the Ridestars and an unnamed Japanese Punk band had been entertaining the masses.

"Ok, now we are going straight through the Sun. This is going to be a big deal for some of you, but, right after we pass through it, I'm blowing it up. So, yeah. Sorry. We need to blow it up to angle ourselves towards Momon. Once we are clear of Momon, I'll come back. Again, I'm sorry. I know how emotional this is going to be for a lot of you." said Stephy honestly. Stephy herself started to cry. She didn't want to blow up the Sun either. 

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