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"We have been assaulted by an INVADER!!!! This creature, this being that expects us to trust him is just moving in and taking over. A CERTAIN PARTY has fully embraced this interloper. All indications are this supposed Sysadmin for our Universe is a bleeding heart, completely divorced from our reality. How could he possibly understand us? This Alien. On tonight's episode we are going to discuss the Jasher menace in depth. How can America deal with this latest threat to our democracy? This and more on Rod Tonight!" finished Rod Johnson with the trademark smirk his identity coach had invented.
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Foreword:

(almost all my stories are timed to the music linked. It's based on reading speed. I put roadblock words in place to keep the pace pretty uniform for most folks if you are reading at a fun comfort conversational level. Some of you will pick up on it. The songs matter. Read and listen at the same time. Sometimes it can be amazing.) What This Story Is This story is the continuation and merging of FIVE other stories. (IF YOU SEE ME!!!) <---SEE!! ๐•‹๐•–๐•๐• ๐•๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•Ž๐•™๐•’๐•ฅ which is a teaser for this story.
Pษพฯƒฦšษพฮฑฦˆฦšาฝิƒ Rาฝฮฑฦˆฦšฮนฯƒษณ Tฮนษฑาฝ which is an epic adventure where Jasher has to relocate the Earth immediately.
๏ฝ†๏ผฉ๏ฝ˜๏ผฉ๏ฝŽ๏ผง ๏ฝ”๏ผฅ๏ฝ„ which has a brilliant Goddess of tech on the run from the most dangerous Universe in history, with her kidnapped human toy in tow.
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