"You think I'm lying" said Jasher plainly. "I tell you what. You don't have any concept the energy it costs to do what I've been doing here forever. I'll turn the shit off. I warned you. God, I wish Kay was here to see this." Wolf News main anchor, Bret Starling was ready. This was his moment. The moment that would define his entire career. The guy that had just appeared out of thin air an hour ago was the one Washington called about that could just show up and get right past security. The guy that put the space ship in front of the moon. It was later explained that he hacked the satellite feeds. This guy was a super hacker. If he was careful here, he'd win a daytime Emmy. Suddenly, next to the hippy looking hacker guy, out of thin air was... no other way to say this, what looked for all the world like Audrey Hepburn. Just, boom. One second nobody, the next, there.
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"We have been assaulted by an INVADER!!!! This creature, this being that expects us to trust him is just moving in and taking over. A CERTAIN PARTY has fully embraced this interloper. All indications are this supposed Sysadmin for our Universe is a bleeding heart, completely divorced from our reality. How could he possibly understand us? This Alien. On tonight's episode we are going to discuss the Jasher menace in depth. How can America deal with this latest threat to our democracy? This and more on Rod Tonight!" finished Rod Johnson with the trademark smirk his identity coach had invented.
Rod, (actually Chester McNabbish. He changed his name to phallic references because of, you guessed it, his identity coach) took a long drink of water from the set cup on his desk. He had never actually done this before. He was wary of drinking on set thanks to the Rubio incident. Rod was against the piece from th…
(almost all my stories are timed to the music linked. It's based on reading speed. I put roadblock words in place to keep the pace pretty uniform for most folks if you are reading at a fun comfort conversational level. Some of you will pick up on it. The songs matter. Read and listen at the same time. Sometimes it can be amazing.) What This Story Is
This story is the continuation and merging of FIVE other stories.
(IF YOU SEE ME!!!) <---SEE!! 𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 which is a teaser for this story. Pɾσƚɾαƈƚҽԃ Rҽαƈƚισɳ Tιɱҽ which is an epic adventure where Jasher has to relocate the Earth immediately. ｆＩｘＩｎＧ ｔＥｄ which has a brilliant Goddess of tech on the run from the most dangerous Universe in history, with her kidnapped human toy in tow. 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐸𝒶𝓈𝓎 𝒪𝓃𝑒𝓈 where a spaceship thief named Frank has stolen a lot of spacecraft. Sometimes it's very easy.
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓤𝓵𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮 which is itself a starter story to an epic chain of stories that cover the birt…