"You think I'm lying" said Jasher plainly. "I tell you what. You don't have any concept the energy it costs to do what I've been doing here forever. I'll turn the shit off. I warned you. God, I wish Kay was here to see this." Wolf News main anchor, Bret Starling was ready. This was his moment. The moment that would define his entire career. The guy that had just appeared out of thin air an hour ago was the one Washington called about that could just show up and get right past security. The guy that put the space ship in front of the moon. It was later explained that he hacked the satellite feeds. This guy was a super hacker. If he was careful here, he'd win a daytime Emmy. Suddenly, next to the hippy looking hacker guy, out of thin air was... no other way to say this, what looked for all the world like Audrey Hepburn. Just, boom. One second nobody, the next, there.
(almost all my stories are timed to the music linked. It's based on reading speed. I put roadblock words in place to keep the pace pretty uniform for most folks if you are reading at a fun comfort conversational level. Some of you will pick up on it. The songs matter. Read and listen at the same time. Sometimes it can be amazing.) What This Story Is
This story is the continuation and merging of FOUR other stories. (you aren't crazy, it was five)
(IF YOU SEE ME!!!) <---SEE!! Pɾσƚɾαƈƚҽԃ Rҽαƈƚισɳ Tιɱҽ which is an epic adventure where Jasher has to relocate the Earth immediately. ｆＩｘＩｎＧ ｔＥｄ which has a brilliant Goddess of tech on the run from the most dangerous Universe in history, with her kidnapped human toy in tow. 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐸𝒶𝓈𝓎 𝒪𝓃𝑒𝓈 where a spaceship thief named Frank has stolen a lot of spacecraft. Sometimes it's very easy.
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓤𝓵𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮 which is itself a starter story to an epic chain of stories that cover the birth of The Ridestars, an…
Johnny Ridestar (stage name), was beginning to think some shit was off. The clue being, the same 15 minutes kept repeating, but with a guy showing up right at the end and shouting "FUUUUUCK!!!" a different way each time. He finally had the sense of mind to just say very loudly, "come earlier so we can talk next time!" to which Jasher tilted his head like a cartoon dog and literally said "huh?" threw up a finger and halted everything. "Whoah whoah whoah, that makes this all much easier."
Jasher was stubborn. Fuck the simulations. He was going to save the Ridestars. He knew there was a 0.001 percent (identical to the drop rate of the Deathcharger Reins in World of Warcraft before they remade the game for pussies) chance. So hard as fuck. So 47 tries in, same scenario, their bus just breached the guardrails and was already hurtling over the tops of very large conifers. It was the earliest he could temporally fuck with things because of something else…