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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓤𝓵𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮: The Finale, Part 2, the (Yes, I, I'm a Dick) addition.

Note:  Story Starts Here: 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓤𝓵𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮 <clicky! The Ridestars finished up their standard 400 minute set. That number? Nothing to do with their stamina. They could play forever. It was so their audience could get a break. Momma Ridestar talked with Konata constantly. Konata was the AI Jasher put on Maybell. Konata could read a crowd as easily as you could read a tweet. She could tell them ahead of time what was going to fly, and make a playlist based on that. How long to play, break, stay, etc. Origin? "How in the fuck did you get here?" Jasher remembered asking of the blue haired presence taking up his lounge monitor on the observation deck of Boaz. "Like I'd know. I was just... I felt like... have you ever felt like there was something more?" Both Jasher and Boaz busted up laughing at the same time. The tiny blue haired AI that had somehow hacked her way through Royal Ship security frowned. "What'...

A Dent on Class Nine

(note: goes great with this) "FUUUUUUCKKKK!!!" Yelled Ramian. In the depths of his fin-dive into lower dimensions. The idea with his design, and I mean, you'd kinda have to understand how higher dimensional beings feel: With there being absolutely no possibility for born intelligence in the higher dimensions, there was no possible way for any being to know if they were accidentally destroying their birth origin through some action. So the layers philosophy was pretty much Universal. At the 14th dimension, you could pretty safely fuck with the next lower 6 dimensions and not fuck up the origin story of anyone sentient there. I mean, it was all increasingly less efficient projectors moving upwards. The trick was moving down. Where time meant so much more. But a decrease in level meant a decrease in visibility into one's reality. And that might be marginally acceptable for someone going as low as the 11th level, but below that the geometric loss i...

𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 ℝ𝕖𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣!

"They need to understand the prior Multiverse, how it all ended, and most important, you have to explain the importance of The Glass that exists in all renditions of the Universe whether you draw on your concurrent versioning system metaphor for the Multiverse, and honestly that's my favorite, because it works with your theory that the Earth is just a massive new data fountain used to regulate the expansion rate of the Multiverse. You also have to explain Kay better. She's your "best girl" and deservedly so. Kay stood on a mountain. It's like you forgot how damn important that was. Kay gave up everything for Jasher's vision based on a promise. You need to talk about that." 1) The Glass Was a feature built into a prototype version of the Multiverse Shell that Jasher had created 17+ billion years ago. It was complete hubris. He wanted to be able to sell people a tailored Multiverse that could still be linked to the overall network that had a...

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓤𝓵𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮: The Finale

M ai looked sideways at Jasher. She loved his profile so much she had incorporated it into some geographic features in a vanity dimension she set up just for herself. Lots of the "Universe Defenders" had set up little pocket existences. Personalized realities. She had come back later, and found all of those geographic features replaced with huge middle fingered hand structures, and the message "do not do this again. I'll explain why the next time I see you." He never did explain, but she did her own digging and discovered old protocol for immediate removal/reshaping/redoing/rewriting of any physical representation of Jasher that would ever happen because of his personal fear of idolatry. The same thing with trying to photograph him. He never showed up in the final product.  "The absolute last thing I want to be thought of is a God. And because of how thoroughly broken the Multiverse is, if enough people start believing something, the system might phys...

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓤𝓵𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮: Continued

"What the fuck does it matter now, YOU WON. You and your fucking Ridestars won." "No, not really. You kinda won too." Said Jasher matter-of-fact-ly. "How did I win asshole?" shrieked Cecilia from a pit of despair so deep. She was literally being tormented by her nemesis now. "Because the tiny hole you ripped through a carefully calculated section of spacetime was two-way. I sent my guy forward while me from then sent me back. We synced. I won the personality war." Said the Jasher that has always won since existing. (Note: The awakened lost 1992 Earth -3233994677994321233 or, The "Food Universe" shard has been the unequivocal winner of over 19 billion personality wars that result when long lost Jasher shards reconnect in our broken Multiverse. The "Food Universe" is the one where the Earth becomes Restaurant to the Universe and builds a huge Dyson Sphere around the entire solar system, and makes hug...