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๐˜•๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ ๐˜๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜”๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ (language warning: I'm being edgy)

Has a long talk with a friend ever made you realize you are very stupid?
"You need to start over at the beginning."
me: "I don't even know where that is."
"All you've been doing is writing chapters for the book you want to write but can't see."
me: "Explain."
"All the short stories you've been writing because you have writers block are just parts of the big story you want to write. So write  it."
me: "Oh. I'll still need a beginning."
"Pick one. Doesn't matter. You can change it later."
So I picked one.
But It's Your Data
There's a little excerpt in the beginning from an unpublished story about the Josh Martin human that becomes the Food Universe Jasher. I'm going to start writing a story here in chapters called simply:
๐“™๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ป
I've never written that story. I always start some other time. The story needs to start when Josh Martin accidentally wins the Jasher Personality War and beco…
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So many amazing shows

I swear, I'm still working on ๐’ฎ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’Ÿ๐’ถ๐“‡๐“€ ๐’ข๐‘œ๐’น๐’น๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ. I'm just relaxing this weekend and watching all the first episodes of all the new Anime first. So far Kakushigoto is my favorite, but there are three or four other shows that look really good already. It's going to be a great season.

๐•ฟ๐–๐–—๐–Š๐–Š ๐•พ๐–Š๐–ˆ๐–”๐–“๐–‰ ๐–€๐–“๐–Ž๐–›๐–Š๐–—๐–˜๐–Š

Foreword:

(almost all my stories are timed to the music linked. It's based on reading speed. I put roadblock words in place to keep the pace pretty uniform for most folks if you are reading at a fun comfort conversational level. Some of you will pick up on it. The songs matter. Read and listen at the same time. Sometimes it can be amazing.) What This Story Is This story is the continuation and merging of FOUR other stories. (you aren't crazy, it was five) (IF YOU SEE ME!!!) <---SEE!!
Pษพฯƒฦšษพฮฑฦˆฦšาฝิƒ Rาฝฮฑฦˆฦšฮนฯƒษณ Tฮนษฑาฝ which is an epic adventure where Jasher has to relocate the Earth immediately.
๏ฝ†๏ผฉ๏ฝ˜๏ผฉ๏ฝŽ๏ผง ๏ฝ”๏ผฅ๏ฝ„ which has a brilliant Goddess of tech on the run from the most dangerous Universe in history, with her kidnapped human toy in tow.
๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐ธ๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐“Ž ๐’ช๐“ƒ๐‘’๐“ˆ where a spaceship thief named Frank has stolen a lot of spacecraft. Sometimes it's very easy.

๐“ฃ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ค๐“ต๐“ฝ๐“ฒ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฎ ๐“ก๐“ฒ๐“ญ๐“ฎ which is itself a starter story to an epic chain of stories that cover the birth of The Ridestars, an…

๐“‘๐“ฎ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“พ๐“ผ๐“ฎ ๐“˜๐“ฝ ๐“ข๐“ฑ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ต๐“ญ๐“ท'๐“ฝ ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ป

"I'm one of the people reading since the SA forum reposts. You write Jasher completely out of order, then go back and destroy the Multiverse and rewrite it because that's what Jasher does. So that means you can just tell us the end and it shouldn't matter. You made Jasher and only Jasher knows it."
S.M.   --(a comcast email address)





OK
Kay is literally the soul of the Multiverse. Jasher loves her and has to save her. He just can't actually know that, know that until the very end.
Jasher couldn't have done things any other way than he did to stumble through the Multiverse, and fix things with it in order to untie the greatest Gordian Knot plot in history.
Jasher wins. He gets one side of the cube solid, then the rest falls into place. Duh, Time Coder. All he ever needed was one side.
After he secures our multiverse, brings everyone back, and makes all of our Universe unite (all the fictions we created end up manifest because they deserve life too. Every T…

Pษพฯƒฦšษพฮฑฦˆฦšาฝิƒ Rาฝฮฑฦˆฦšฮนฯƒษณ Tฮนษฑาฝ

"Don't you know that a star burns best?"

"You think I'm lying" said Jasher plainly. "I tell you what. You don't have any concept the energy it costs to do what I've been doing here forever. I'll turn the shit off. I warned you. God, I wish Kay was here to see this."
Wolf News main anchor, Bret Starling was ready. This was his moment. The moment that would define his entire career. The guy that had just appeared out of thin air an hour ago was the one Washington called about that could just show up and get right past security. The guy that put the space ship in front of the moon. It was later explained that he hacked the satellite feeds. This guy was a super hacker. If he was careful here, he'd win a daytime Emmy.
Suddenly, next to the hippy looking hacker guy, out of thin air was... no other way to say this, what looked for all the world like Audrey Hepburn. Just, boom. One second nobody, the next, there.

Ah, thought Bret, this was one…